"M.I.L.F. (Man I Love Frogs)" Tactical Bottle – RuinLootz Official Gear
Hydrate hard. Loot harder.
Fuel your grind with the RuinLootz “M.I.L.F.” Tactical Water Bottle—the ultimate hydration companion for frog lovers, loot chasers, and juice junkies. Featuring RuinLootz's wild mascot mid-loot run with crates flying and a grenade drink labeled “Juice That Makes You Explode”, this bottle doesn’t just hold water—it holds power.
The front graphic says it all:
🧢 “M.I.L.F. – Man I Love Frogs”
💥 Pure chaos energy
💰 RuinLootz branding locked and loaded
💧 Features:
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Durable, double-wall insulation – keeps drinks cold or hot for hours
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Leak-proof lid – zero spills, even in hot drops
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Bold full-wrap graphic – impossible to ignore
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Generous capacity – stay juiced through long streams, raids, or IRL missions
This isn’t your average bottle. It’s for the ones who charge first, laugh hardest, and never miss a drop—or a drop of loot.
Limited edition. Stay hydrated or get looted.
More details
- Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
- Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
- 32 oz (950 ml)
- Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
- Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
- Glossy finish
- Rotating handle
- Comes with an anti-slip patch
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: RuinLootz
- Email: ruinlootz-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. Light pressure might be needed to close the lid during the first uses, as it can take a few times for the straw to take the appropriate shape inside the bottle. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
- Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.